Best T-Shirt Quotes: The Top 100 T-Shirt Quotes To Get You Started

T-shirts aren’t going out of style anytime soon. They’re still a staple in almost everyone’s wardrobe.

The right t-shirt can help take an outfit to the next level. So if you’re thinking about what kind of t-shirts to sell, then you’re exactly where you need to be right now.

In this handy guide, we have listed some of the best quotes and sayings to print on a t-shirt to make a great sale.

Best 100 quotes to print on a t-shirt

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1. EMERGENCY ALERT: If the person wearing this shirt is found depressed, listless or vacant, GIVE THEM CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY
2. If life is the soup then I’m the fork
3. Exercise? I heard extra fries
4. Think like protons, they’re always positive
5. This is a disguise. I’m not a responsible adult
6. You look you’re best when you’re naked
7. Intelligent and witty trumps fake and pretty all the time
8. Who said I’m single, I’ve got a dog
9. We’re not violent because of the video game, we’re violent because of the lag
10. What’s the opposite of wrinkly? Irony
11. With a great beard comes great responsibility
12. You should really reconsider if you want or need anything from me
13. You can always beat your problems, unless the problem is Mike Tyson
14. It’s something that can be explained to you but will you understand
15. Don’t read further than the dots… You rebel, I like you
16. I’d really like to stay and talk but I would be lying
17. Depressed, stressed…but well dressed
18. Who do bad things always happen to good folks? Because it’s funnier
19. You can’t know what you know until you know what you know
20. I wish you could unmeet some people. Oh well, I guess we’ll have to settle with killing them
21. Where my cat is is where home is
22. I think my wife says something like I’m never listening to her. I’m not sure because I wasn’t listening
23. Don’t wake me up until I’m famous
24. I’m not a fan of morning people, or people or mornings
25. When in doubt, go for a vacation
26. Multilingual I speak; Movie quotes, song lyrics, sarcasm and whale
27. Don’t wake me up until I’m famous
28. Lawyers feel too, allegedly
29. Jesus loves you. (It’s everybody else who thinks you suck)
30. You don’t like all the things I say? Imagine if I said all the things I hold back…
31. Lazy is a really strong word. I’d rather call it selective participation
32. Sure we can, just wait until I’ve drunk my cup of Joe first
33. The haters will always hate. The ain’ters are always gonna ain’t
34. Going shopping is way cheaper than seeing a shrink.
35. Does this what awesome feels and looks like?
36. Keep smiling and go away
37. My superpower is that I can make wine disappear. What’s yours?
38. If it’s true things get a lot better with age, then I’m destined for magnificent
39. Be your own version of beautifully made
40. Cute but crazy
41. Who needs hair when you’ve got a body that looks like this?
42. I could’ve but I can’t. I just don’t want to
43. I’m not crazy. I got tested by my parents
44. Come over to the mathematics side, we’ve got pi
45. If you hear me saying “first of all” get the hell out of there because I’ve prepared research, charts, data and I’m ready to destroy you.
46. This is a stupidity free zone
47. Just be very careful with me. I’m irresistibly and attractively huggable.
48. Stay clear from the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
49. If you keep staring at me you’re going to trip and fall over
50. Stop looking at me because I’m not smiling with you, I’m just thinking about how awesome I am
51. Yes, I’m married. However, it’s nothing serious
52. I know it
53. Everyone has a little weirdo inside of them
54. What do marriages and mechanics have in common? A good screw will fix everything
55. I would lose all this weight, it’s just that I’m not really a fan of losing weight
56. If you’re reading this, you’re ugly
57. Where there’s a will… there’s about 500 relatives
58. Do I look fat in this t-shirt?
59. Not all men out there are fools, some of them stay single
60. Sorry ladies, I only date supermodels!
61. Why do I need to get married? I already get everything without the strings attached
62. When God created this beautiful being you’re looking at, he was trying to show off to Zeus
63. Want to hear a secret? Go ask your small sister about it
64. If you’re not entertaining me then you’re wasting my time
65. Do not read this!
66. Warning: You’ll probably end up falling in love with me
67. If you are reading this right now, then you’re blocking me because you’re in my way
68. Okay, it isn’t that you’re weird… It’s just everybody else who’s normal
69. I’m into cute zombies
70. Yes, the world owes me for my awesomeness
71. The shirt I’m wearing isn’t see-through. The one I have on underneath is
72. They say I should try to be more spontaneous. I think I’m going to plan that out first
73. I’m out of my mind right now… I’ll be back in ten
74. Haters both rate and hate you because they can never be you
75. Just because you’ve got no swag…doesn’t mean mine is the one you can copy
76. People usually look up after they read this
77. If you continue reading this you might just be my next victim
78. If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking about, then you’re right
79. Please do not feed the monkey!
80. Your search is over. All that awesomeness you’ve been looking for is standing right in front of you.
81. Unless provoked, mind your own beeswax
82. This isn’t your plain white tee
83. I may look incredibly calm…. However, in my head right now, I’ve just murdered you three times
84. Who said I’m spoilt? I deserve all of the stuff I have
85. It’s not that I’m bossy, it’s just that I know more
86. This type of quality can never go out of style
87. WARNING ALERT: You’re my next victim
88. I’ll talk about you behind your back… It’s called manners
89. The money making school is where I got my diploma
90. Don’t read books, read t-shirts
91. Be careful! I know KARATE! (As well as a couple other Chinese words)
92. Normal is really Boring!!!
93. If having good looks is a sin, I’m really sorry
94. Sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder. The sound of how awesome I am is just too loud
95. If you’re reading the message on this t-shirt, you’re a pervert
96. You better read your books instead of reading this t-shirt
97. I never finish anythi…
98. You look exactly like my future ex-girlfriend
99. I’m kind of just like you… Only smarter looking and better
100. Fat people are really hard to abduct

Wrapping Up

Dropshipping is a great way to make some extra cash, and selling t-shirts using this method is one of the easiest ways you can get into the game.

A great t-shirt is all about what’s on it, and if you’ve got something that’s going to catch the eye, then it’ll sell. Hopefully, now you know what kind of quotes you need to print on t-shirts you are looking to sell.